I Can't Believe I Ate Fast Food

I can't remember the last time I went to a fast-food burger place.

I'll usually go to somewhere like Panera Bread, or put in a to-go order at a sushi restaurant.

 

brown weed? do you live in mexico?

 

Culver's is actually good. Only place I can get brisket around here, and that's just on Wednesdays.

 

I had a Big Mac and fries tonight.

The food was delightful. Well, before it went down the pipe and felt like a fucking brick was lodged in my midsection.

The good part? It'll be drowning slowly off the coast and headed nowhere soon enough.

 

Haha. Yes. Now you doubly hate what I eat.

But "ew" to fish? Come on. Some fish is good. It stinks when you cook it, but it's damn good.

 

I hate McDonalds/BK/Wendys/Taco Bell, but I'm always at Sonic for Happy Hour, Steak and Shake for the shakes (I think the burgers suck), and at Arbys for roast beef. I tried Krystals for the first time last week and it blows. For my burger fix, nothing can remotely touch grilling - even on a George Foreman in my shitty apartment.

 

I can eat shellfish (love lobster and shrimp) but hate fish fish. The texture, the taste, the smell, any of it. Last time I ate even a bite of it (probably 15-20 years ago) I puked before I could even swallow it.

 

Since our office is on top of a shopping mall, the temptation to turn to fast food is greater than normal. It doesn't help that the only things open after 9 p.m. are Burger King and Popeye's.

I'd like to think, though, that I work in enough pasta and rice dishes to counteract the occasional Doner Kebab

 

same here. i've probably eaten mcd's/bk stuff twice in the past decade, both times when i was still a sports writer covering something in a remote outpost and starving late at night.

don't miss it at all.

 

Chick-Fil-A is among the healthiest fast food you can find, actually.
http://www.menshealth.com/eatthis/Restaurant-Report-Kids/10.php
Of course, if you slather everyhting in mayo, not so much.

 

Bump, because after about two months of the only fast food I've eaten being an Arbys ham sandwich, I was in a hurry yesterday and got a quarter-pounder with fries. It's been easily three months since I've hit McDonalds. Today, I'm paying for it. All sorts of gastrointestinal mayhem going on inside of me.

Fuck McDonalds.

And, anybody got a gas mask I can borrow?