"I can take it if you can."

Because she disagrees with Drew Carey.

 

Because she found out she's not good enough to work for the Plain Dealer.

 

Ace just screamed and doesn't know why...

 

"We're out of towels!"

 

Me, I'm for wasting sportswriters' time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shitburger to eat!

 

I've found the quote section of some movies on imdb more unreliable than Wikipedia. It's a good place for jogging the memory, but buyer beware, in terms of accuracy.

 

I sometimes wonder if local newspapers are hoping to move to Florida. I know I've wanted to ask the publisher du jour what exactly IS our concept?

 

Dickie Dunn said they are.

 

I've only found that a couple times. Of course, Wikipedia is pretty much completely factual anyway.

 

Dickie actually advises against it. He thinks there are a lot of shysters in Florida.

Great thread. I saw this movie again just recently (unedited, thank goodness) and almost started a thread claiming "Major League" owns "Bull Durham," just owns its ass.

Of course, the critics all love "Bull Durham." Personally, I think we got hosed on that call.

My favourite exchange not involving Bob Uecker was between Jake and Lynn's new boyfriend. I love it for the simple reason that I never saw it coming, with all the fake niceties that had preceded it, and I just about shit as they paused at the door and spoke their final words to each other.

Boyfriend: "Stay away from her."

Jake: "Suck my dick."

Classic.

 

I like Major League much, much more than Bull Durham. Tho BD is probably a better movie, and Susan Sarandon pwns Rene Russo.

 

You forgot the blue font, right? And even if you didn't, it's either pretty much factual or it's completely factual. Tip: It's not the latter.