"I can take it if you can."

Rachel Phelps, the evil owner who wants to move the Indians to Miami in Major League, is our newest member. Welcome, and get us a better plane!

 

Leave Ryan Sonner out of this.

 

"I hate that damned song"

 

Boo, TV edit!

 

"Strike that guy out!"

 

Maybe we're coddling these guys.

 

It's only temporary.
(How this woman never came to own a newspaper is a mystery to me.)

 

I've asked this question before, and I'll ask it again now that she might be able to answer.

So your whole scheme was based on getting attendance so low that it would trigger a clause allowing you to move to Miami. Yet when the team started winning, was closing in on the playoffs, was doing Amex commercials, etc., obviously people showed up and you had no chance at hitting the low attendance mark. The whole moving the team thing was over.

So why did you continue to root against them? I know you're a ruthless bitch and all, but couldn't you see that you stood to make a lot of money if your team made the playoffs? It just didn't make sense for you to want them to fail at the end.

 

"YOU GUYS STINK!"

 

Instead of the lame-ass sequels, they should have done one of those "behind-the-credits" epilogues with Rachel Phelps giving BJs to the entire 25-man roster at the World Championship parade.

 

"Well cross him off...."

 

Well, she was living in Cleveland. Isn't that enough reason?

(ducking)