I am extremely ...

If you type that into The Google and you wait for the drop down menu with suggestions, the last one is pretty strange.

 

Best part: The first link that comes up when you search the final thing comes from something called Christ Wire.

http://christwire.org/2009/02/i-am-extremely-terrified-of-chinese-people/

 

Don't hate. I log on every day to see if a Web site has been created for people like me.

 

My friends play a game like this. We have a list of hilarious search results. Lets see if I can dig up the e-mail.

 

That's got to be a google bomb.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_bomb

 

Type in "I once" and the top result is "I once wrestled a bear" with 1.2 million results. That's a lot of bear wrestling.

 

If you type in "I have never," you apparently find about one million people who have never been kissed or are quite curious about that.

 

China is a sleeping dragon, waiting to wake up and viciously devour your life and soul!

 

But will you get a fortune cookie?

 

No. There is no one like you.

 

Stephen Colbert?

 

Here's a good one...

Go to google.com at type in:

"why do i have"


I don't know which one is better

green poop, so much gas.... it gets worse...