I Always Knew I Was A Victim

The University of Michigan has declared: 1) "withholding sex and affection;" and 2) "discounting the partner's feelings regarding sex," to be forms of sexual violence.

http://hr.umich.edu/stopabuse/resources/definitions.html

 

Wait, so:

Examples of sexual violence include: discounting the partner's feelings regarding sex; criticizing the partner sexually; touching the partner sexually in inappropriate and uncomfortable ways; withholding sex and affection; always demanding sex; forcing partner to strip as a form of humiliation (maybe in front of children), to witness sexual acts, to participate in uncomfortable sex or sex after an episode of violence, to have sex with other people; and using objects and/or weapons to hurt during sex or threats to back up demands for sex.

So, you can't have sex too much, or too little, but rather an exact yet unspecified amount of times, and if your partner sucks at it, well, just STFU and be unfulfilled.

Sounds like a great plan.

 

I imagine there's a committee to which one could appeal ...

 

I don't think I have ever had a sexual encounter that did not involve one or more of those examples.