"Hyundai, like Sunday"

You take the van, I'll keep the dog.

 

I knew Eddie Shore!!!!!!!!

 

In Korea, they also say SOON die.

 

Piss on Eddie Shore.

 

Toe Blake?

 

I'm not bullshittin' ya. Got stinkin' shitfaced on the bus. Louise left me, and that son of a bitch over there keeps playin' me when he knows I'm shitfaced.

 

Be prepared, because when I yank it out, everybody in that audience except my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits.

 

Jesus, what did the old man trade for these assholes, a used puck bag?

 

One of my favorite lines from any movie ever.

 

How'd you wind up there?

 

This is getting out of control.

 

Fait pi-pi, get it?

No, no, I OK.