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How to approach strangers in a bar

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by skiptomylou2, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. skiptomylou2

    skiptomylou2 Member

    Let's say you're going after that opposite sex. What do you say? Do pickup lines work? Etc.
     
    skiptomylou2, Sep 30, 2011
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  2. X-Hack

    X-Hack Well-Known Member

    Ask them how they like their eggs cooked in the morning.
     
    X-Hack, Sep 30, 2011
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  3. skiptomylou2

    skiptomylou2 Member

    I don't get it
     
    skiptomylou2, Sep 30, 2011
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  4. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Then you should probably stay home and play video games. :)
     
    HC, Sep 30, 2011
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  5. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    Oy.
     
    Azrael, Sep 30, 2011
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  6. beanpole

    beanpole Member

    This guy's got to be a joke, right? Somebody please take credit for this alias, let's have a good laugh and move on. Nobody can be this clueless.
     
    beanpole, Sep 30, 2011
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  7. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    The strangers agree.
     
    21, Sep 30, 2011
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  8. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    My thoughts exactly, although others are trying to convince me otherwise.

    They should just rename the ignore button after him -- but then half the threads and half the replies would disappear and reading SJ would be liking reading redacted CIA reports.
     
    TigerVols, Sep 30, 2011
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  9. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Never look a strange dog straight in their eyes.
    It's a sign of hostility and you might get bit.
     
    Boom_70, Sep 30, 2011
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  10. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Sorry, but ask a stupid question day was yesterday. Why don't you return next year?
     
    TigerVols, Sep 30, 2011
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  11. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    The same thing you'd use if you were going after the same sex, but with a French accent.
     
    KJIM, Sep 30, 2011
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  12. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Are you Dick Whitman as a teenager? :D
     
    Mizzougrad96, Sep 30, 2011
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