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How to approach strangers in a bar

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by skiptomylou2, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. skiptomylou2

    skiptomylou2 Member

    Let's say you're going after that opposite sex. What do you say? Do pickup lines work? Etc.
     
  2. X-Hack

    X-Hack Active Member

    Ask them how they like their eggs cooked in the morning.
     
  3. skiptomylou2

    skiptomylou2 Member

    I don't get it
     
  4. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Then you should probably stay home and play video games. :)
     
  5. Azrael

    Azrael Active Member

  6. beanpole

    beanpole Member

    This guy's got to be a joke, right? Somebody please take credit for this alias, let's have a good laugh and move on. Nobody can be this clueless.
     
  7. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    The strangers agree.
     
  8. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    My thoughts exactly, although others are trying to convince me otherwise.

    They should just rename the ignore button after him -- but then half the threads and half the replies would disappear and reading SJ would be liking reading redacted CIA reports.
     
  9. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Never look a strange dog straight in their eyes.
    It's a sign of hostility and you might get bit.
     
  10. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Sorry, but ask a stupid question day was yesterday. Why don't you return next year?
     
  11. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    The same thing you'd use if you were going after the same sex, but with a French accent.
     
  12. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Are you Dick Whitman as a teenager? :D
     
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