How movies would be different if sj members wrote them (Please read first post)

Did I remember to record 90210?

 

I'd like to think that the last thing that went through Mizzougrad's head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell BYH ever figured out his real ID.

 

Wait, wait, wait just a minute there. Did Pickle_Juice sell you that knife? That's a really nice knife.

 

Mikey: "I'm not even supposed to POST here today!"

 

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Cadet and I told you boys we didn't need to be protected from the athletes.

 

No art has shown up with your last two, failmeister.

 

Hi, I'm cindy, come on and have a look at this lovely, 3-bedroom apartment.

 

No, but she sold him this one.

 

OMG, Stan posted porn again!

 

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Mizzougrad: He's a fucking stud.

Works for either one, really.

 

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Yeah, Vaughn, it's your turn to be the sultry bitch tonight.

 

I wish I could tell you that Mikey fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is not Bayside High. He never said who did it, but we all knew it was Zeke and FoaF. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Mikey would show up with fresh bruises. Zeke and FoaF kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes he went ATM. And that's how it went for Mikey- that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the most sex he'd ever had, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have finally stopped making jokes about his inability to get laid.