How many times you do see something and say, "I wish I could write that?"

I not talking about something you've read in print. Let me give you an example of something I saw tonight. My wife is watching a TV show called, "So you think you can Dance." One contestant tonight had scoliosis, but he still danced so well, kinda a robot/break dance moves, it was incredible. All three judges gave him passing grades. What he did was truly stunning, but when you consider his disability, it's even more amazing. When he got done, the first thing I thought of was, I wish I worked at his local paper a day to write his story. How many times do you see things that make you want to feel this way, sports story or not.

 

three times a week

though that number inflates when Jones decides to spend a bender over here.

 

Everytime I read Scoop Jackson.

 

Every time Simon Cowshitforbrains posts

 

Not since USA Today shitcanned Larry King's column.

 

Kids, let me tell you something: When Smasher_Sloan posts, I make sure to read it...You heard it here first: The Spurs are making the NBA Finals...If there's nuts on the brownie, I'm not eating it...Is there anything better than a golden shower?...That LeBron James is going to be a good one...

 

ESPN's David Aldridge is reporting that USA Today will soon drop Larry King's column.

 

If it's oatmeal, count me in.

 

Nice...

 

That was funny.

 

When I sit down to watch a flick with a bowl of popcorn and my favorite beverage (Tang ... if its good enough for Sally Ride, it's good enough for me) no actor spellbinds me more than the great Rob Schneider.

 

I always want to write about something I see, like the Stanley Cup Finals, and do the stories I know are good, but the people on TV or in the media haven't mentioned it yet.