How is this not an SJ event?

I can't believe Krokus, Autograph, Accept, Zebra, White Lion, Y & T, and HSAS are not appearing. But good ol' reliable TBA will be there!

 

I fucking hate you guys!!!

And if I could be in Oklahoma this week--and, more importantly, did not mind the concept of four days in the woods with no showers and no real beds, fuck that, I'm not 18 anymore--I'd be there in a fuckin heartbeat, rocking out with Flash and A_QB.

 

I'm just a few hours south. I'll bring some Tygers of Pan Tang records to listen to during the down times. Waitaminute...this is ROCKLAHOMA! There is no down time!

I wish Manowar were playing. That would be supreme!

 

Also missing from the lineup:

Bangkok shocks ... Saigon Shakes ... HANOI ROCKS!

Is their room for Glam metal on the Oklahoma festival bill?

 

Maybe Vince Neil could give them a ride (too soon?).

 

Hmmm ... it's been 25 years. Given Steve McNair jokes were day-of, I'm thinking you're good.

 

They're too busy crashing air guitar competitions overseas.*


*only people who have seen Air Guitar Nation may get the reference.