How does a goddess retire?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080303/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_nepal_goddess

And people think life can be tough on child stars. Imagine being worshipped as a living goddess starting at age two, then being over the hill once you hit puberty.

Even better, this one was nearly "stripped of her title" last year before going into early retirement at age 11. How the heck do you strip a goddess of her title?

I know. I'm not being particularly respectful of these people's faith. And I feel bad about that. I really do. I just don't understand it.

 

Only Kumari from age one until menstruation? That's a really short period.

 

Pfff please.

Britney went from vestal virgin to slut in less than 3 years... and from slut to giga-skank in less than 4.

 

That must be a great 401(k).

 

Damn... that's like the career span of Hilary Duff AND Miley Cyrus...

 

Pfft ... retire at puberty. Some of us goddesses are still holding strong in our 30s.

 

If it bleeds, it can't lede.