How do you like them apples?

Indeed, that Nikki atrocity -- or whatever it was called -- was sheer comic genius. [/blue font if I could be bothered]

 

Come on, now ... insulting mike is even less difficult than insulting poo.

 

That's only because I knowingly set it up.

 

Well.......at least mike seems like a 1/2 way normal person, (sans the incredible lack of poon), while spoo just seems like the kid you loved to kick the hell out of in junior high.

 

You are severely underestimating me, my friend. If I could afford a trip to Seattle or anywhere else, I'd show you guys a thing or three. And then bore you at the bar.

 

I don't hate him, but if I have the scepter in my right hand, and I see his Caesar-haircut-wearing, perpetually grinning visage, I'm not stopping. Next channel.

 

"Eat me."

 

Who are 1-3?

 

I remember that guy. He tried to add me as a Facebook friend. I laughed at him ... again.

 

Friend of a friend is No. 1.

 

David Wright, Zack Morris and Shawn Hunter. Thank you for asking. Kevin Smith is No. 6, though only for his mind -- and his moobs.

 

That's false. He's No. 1 on the restraining-order list, though.