How do you imagine other posters?

IJAG sounds exactly as I figured. And pallister looks exactly as you'd expect.

And all hail joe's leather pants. They didn't disappoint in person.

 

I forgot: It's 2008. New generation.

 

Kilt wearing pro wrestler from the 80s.

 

Rowdy Roddy Piper (sans coconut):

 

You're kidding, right?

 

Angola:

 

No, southerner with no southern accent, I'm not.

And I wish I was that buff, though thankfully I'm not partial to kilts.

 

Slappy.

And apparently we need remedial lessons on WWF history. Hell, I expect the Iron Sheik to turn up endorsing Obama in a fake YouTube plant by the Republican Party.

 

As to the original question, I am swayed by usernames.

For example, whenever Simon_Cowbell posts I generally picture Simon Cowell and picture him speaking the words of the post. I do that with a lot of usernames.

It is strange.

 

Prior to the original Wrestlemania, he delivered one of the most amazing lines in TV history when, in an episode of Piper's Pit, turned to Mr. T and said "You are nothing but a porchmonkey."
Granted, it was staged to create hype for Wrestlemania, but that was ballsy on McMahon's part to get that through.

 

I always figured you had a slight Texas drawl. Nothing major and only appearing when you said certain words or got drunk.