How do you dress when you go to bars?

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Wrong thread - we have another thread for fashion in flight.

 

Back when we still had a guys weekend in Toronto (usually around TIFF) we used to joke that everyone would have to kick in $50 if someone managed to pull a hook up while wearing a Skydome T-shirt. Alas nobody was brave enough to try.

That being said if you have game it does not matter what you are wearing.

 

Tweaked to the max. Go big or go home, eh?

 

Don't forget to take care and spike your hair.

 

Woman in bar: What are you doing?
Bubbler: (sigh) Oh I'm just grabbing this Stella Artois here.
Woman in bar: Are you trying to break the bottle?
Bubbler: I don't follow.
Woman in bar: It just looks like you're squeezing that bottle awful har ... oh look! A little baby bicep! How cute!
Bubbler (muttering to myself): Fuck me.

 

Woman in bar: No thanks.

 

Ya think?

I am more attractive in the winter when I don't have to show my flimsy arms in public. I go from hopeless to semi-hopeless.

 

I'm more attractive in the Sudan where men are attracted to my bloatedness. Also, in the Arctic, where I can be used for warmth.

 

The bars I go to?
Harley t-shirt, jeans, black leather or denim vest, black boots. Although I don't personally wear one, a billfold on a chain is popular.
If you show up wearing argyle socks and loafers, you're in for a long afternoon.

 

You got lucky. The next time they might arrest you.

 

I'm actually jealous of people who can pull off the T-shirt look. I think my body must have weird proportions. It always hangs way too far down on me. I have to be extremely meticulous just to look presentable. Seriously. I might measure my legs and torso one day and see if they are abnormally proportioned.

 

A form-fitting tee.

Just clothes that fit properly, period.