How do you dress when you go to bars?

I think it depends on the kind of women you want to meet. I don't care what a man is wearing if he's well groomed. Hell, when I met JR I think he was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts and sandals. I liked him - his clothing was immaterial.

So, dress up if you want to score provably, demonstrably hotter chicks than JR.

 

Women seem to care an awful lot about how a man is shod. Being the only guy in a family of females and hearing plenty elsewhere, I know that much.

 

If you plan to drink heavily, wear a vomit-colored shirt. That way if you have an "accident," you don't have to stop with the fun.

 

Wear something that accentuates your back tattoo.

 

Pop that collar!

 

Dress for the kind of woman you want to attract.

If you want a down-to-earth, jeans/tshirt kind of girl to shoot pool with, don't go out in a dazzly shirt with fancy jeans. You want a girl in a tight little dress and 5 inch heels, don't do out in shorts.

It's like a job interview...dress for the job you want.*

[*Can't just leave that one on the tee. No reference to hand or blow intended.]

 

He dresses like that every time we go to a baseball or football game but he can't pull provably, demonstrably hot chicks with a looser like me hanging around!

 

That's why I let him go out with you. Duh!

 

I knew that.

 

My girlfriend bought me a couple of nice, V-neck sweaters. But they're made to be worn tight. And, if you wear a button down shirt under it, it's almost impossible not to create wrinkles that show through the sweater, ruining the look.

Maybe I need tighter shirts, but as is, I rarely wear them.

I could wear them over a (colored, solid) t-shirt, but don't like how that looks either.

 

How come nobody's quoted the lyrics from Monty Python's Lumberjack Song?