How do I teach this punk a lesson?

forever - stop thinking of revenge. that shit is for losers.

the only thing people will remember is your column. nobody gives a shit about a letter/guest column.

you won, dude. don't even bother reading the other shit next time.

 

Just live better than him. That's your best revenge.

 

Didn't Jerry tell that once to George?

 

Call this shitbag out by saying he attacked you because you were defending the rights of a minority reporter. Turn this shit around on him. Remember, you buy ink by the barrel. And the jerk store is running out of him.
Then go over to his house and pistol whip him. Usually works for me.

 

Fuck teaching the guy a lesson. Cut the piece out and frame it, and remember the words of Reggie Jackson: Fans don't boo nobodies.

 

[Blue] Forget teaching him a lesson. Take revenge. Put one behind his left ear. The best part is, it'll look like a pro did it and the cops won't trace it back to you![/blue]

 

This is perhaps the most disturbing use of the blue font in SportsJournalists.com history.

 

Jerry: The best revenge is living well.

George: Well, there's no chance of that happening.

Always been one of my favorite Seinfeld quotes.

 

Damn it.

 

Start a poll about him. Be sure to make the d into a t, though.

 

Nice reference. But, no, the name is Mike. And I did participate in a drive-by shit-throwing back in high school. Not my throw or shit, but it was fun to be a part of it.

 

"He's gonna shit...when he finds out it's shit!"

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