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How can I remember all the planets now?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by three_bags_full, Aug 30, 2006.

  1. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    A seventh-grade teacher once taught me "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" to remember the planets.

    Anyone got any new ones, now that Pluto's no longer in the mix?

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    Well ... that sucked.
  2. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Most virgins eat meat, just served under noodles.
  3. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Thinking back, why did no one ever question the complete stupidity of that sentence? What kind of education did that mother have, anyway? Nine pizzas? What the hell is that all about?? Poor woman, all that education, and she's stuck serving pizzas.
  4. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Sounds like she has a degree in history.
  5. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

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  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Just be glad she didn't teach three_bags by having him count the planets on his fingers and toes. He'd have to lop off a digit now.
  7. leo1

    leo1 Active Member

    well maybe mom served all the pizzas because she was so busy being a rocket scientist or brain surgeon and didn't have time to cook.
  8. Lion_Woods

    Lion_Woods Active Member


    It worked for Screech Powers.
  9. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    Here you go: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving/daily/graphics/poor_richard/082606.html

    My Very Excellent Mother Just Seems Unhinged Nowadays
  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos.
  11. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I found an mnemonics web site this afternoon that sparked the thought.

    The teacher who taught me that is battling cancer now (and is a good friend of the family), and I'm going to see her Friday night at the Podunk High game.

    I'll have to pass on the "Most virgins eat meat, just served under noodles" line.
  12. Shaggy

    Shaggy Guest

    Mandy's Vagina Erupted Massively, Jizzing Syrup Upon Nuts
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