How can I remember all the planets now?

A seventh-grade teacher once taught me "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" to remember the planets.

Anyone got any new ones, now that Pluto's no longer in the mix?

My Very Expensive Mistress Just Slurpped Up Nookie.

Well ... that sucked.

 

Most virgins eat meat, just served under noodles.

 

Thinking back, why did no one ever question the complete stupidity of that sentence? What kind of education did that mother have, anyway? Nine pizzas? What the hell is that all about?? Poor woman, all that education, and she's stuck serving pizzas.

 

Sounds like she has a degree in history.

 

Michael Vick Earns Money Jawing Some Urlacher Nads

 

Just be glad she didn't teach three_bags by having him count the planets on his fingers and toes. He'd have to lop off a digit now.

 

well maybe mom served all the pizzas because she was so busy being a rocket scientist or brain surgeon and didn't have time to cook.

 

MVEMJSUNP.

It worked for Screech Powers.

 

Here you go: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving/daily/graphics/poor_richard/082606.html

My Very Excellent Mother Just Seems Unhinged Nowadays

 

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos.

 

I found an mnemonics web site this afternoon that sparked the thought.

The teacher who taught me that is battling cancer now (and is a good friend of the family), and I'm going to see her Friday night at the Podunk High game.

I'll have to pass on the "Most virgins eat meat, just served under noodles" line.

 

Mandy's Vagina Erupted Massively, Jizzing Syrup Upon Nuts