Houston Chronicle's new online sex columnist

"I'm a huge slut...When it comes to fucking, practice really does make perfect."

The journalism crisis has been solved!!!!

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2009/04/the_chronicle_gets_slutty.php

 

Check the date at the top of the blog.

 

Big deal. Lots of guys here on SportsJournalists.com have tons of hands-on sexual experience.

 

True. But I think her hands have actually been on people other than herself.

 

Oh.

 

I would have pegged the Arizona Republic for this.

 

Nah, it's not an April Fool's joke. It's part of a new blog portal (or whatever they're called) they are rolling out. Entertainment, restaurants, clubs, etc.

 

Slut? The Chronicle will get a lot of attention. Hit on all the time. But then, eventually, it won't get any respect. The boys will only call when they're horny, and eventually not at all. They'll move on, and there'll be a lot of whispering behind her back, and her reputation will be shot. Self-respect will be all but gone. Sad.

The Chronicle will get a job at the Colorado and strip its way through med school, then write a book about it and go on Oprah.

Mark my words.

 

Oh, that's so cliche

 

What I like about the Chronicle is that it's an easy read.

 

Well, our local MomsLikeMe site recently had a huge thread on oral sex and the proper techniques. It got pretty racy and many moms ended up leaving the site because of it. For a couple of women, it got really graphic, right down to describing their husband's genitalia (length, girth, curvature). Some were very flattering, others weren't. I can't imagine being married to those women knowing they just put all your junk (pun intended) on a website that's not all that anonymous.

But the thread wasn't taken down, in fact they started teasing to it. I guess when you're desperate for page views, you'll scrape the bottom of the barrel.

 

So they were performing oral sex for their husbands? ... Yeah, right.