Hot Rod

Investigating:

 

Banging Harrison Ford.

 

It's like the old joke where the guy goes to a whorehouse....says he needs a woman for the evening.

Gets an apparent rookie at the business.

Man and woman go upstairs to a room, 5 minutes later, she comes back down with a freaked-out look on her face.

She says, "This bastard has a tattoo on his dick that says, "Eat at Joes!"

Madame takes over....45 minutes later, comes back downstairs with a happy look on her face....takes the rookie aside and says...."Yeah....the tattoo said "Eat at Joes Bar and Grill in Alamogordo, New Mexico."

 

You're full of funny today, huh, Chef?

 

One of the members of the surgical staff was pissed off that hey doctor would take a photo of a patient's dick during surgery and anonymously tipped off the newspaper. The paper called the hospital, the doctor admitted it and called the patient so he wouldn't have to see it first in the paper.

I love how the guy is angling for a lawsuit, going on about how he was so violated and how emotionally difficult it's been. This is a dude who owns a titty bar and has "HOT ROD" tattooed on his dick. Yeah, he sounds like a delicate flower.

 

No.

I think it says "Hot Rod"

 

Doing what the doctor did surely violates the penal code in some way.

 

Big Samberg fan.

 

I head it like this:

Guy goes to the urologist and the doctor is checking things out. "That's a nice sentiment, but why do you have 'Mama' tatooed there?"

"That doesn't say 'Mama.' It says "Welcome to Jamaica, mon. Hope you enjoy the vacation!"

 

In the Arizona Republic's first story on the matter, the reporter actually used the word "member" to describe the dude's, um, member.

http://www.azcentral.com/community/scottsdale/articles/1218mayophoto1219.html

 

When at full staff, the tattoo reads "Hotel California is the favorite Eagles album of Blackie Sherrod."