Hot or not? WH Deputy Press Secretary

But if it goes into the seats, you get another swing.

 

Provided no one took one in the eye in deep center.

 

The first woman to serve as White House Press Secretary would be more a MILF-type

 

^^^ That shit is gross.

If Edie Falco fucked Helen Hunt and they had an immaculately-conceived gargoyle baby, that's what it would look like.

 

The first woman to serve as president of the United States would be more of a gargoyle-type.



Just kidding. There's no way she'll win.

 

So is this how you get to 2,000 posts in seven months?

 

Yes, yes it is. What, do you think I actually bring anything of tangible value to any of the serious discussions? Fuck no. Jokes, jokes and bad jokes. That's where the post-padding is at.

 

I have nothing to add. But I figured I'd post anyway to get the post-padding under way.

 

That's a fine start.

 

164. And weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

 

You should become friends with Random Thoughts. She's been good to us all, like a soft yet firm breast to lay your head on.

 

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