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Horror Movies for Children....

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Aug 12, 2008.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    So.....my MamaChef gets a call at work from the Jr. Chef.

    He is over at a cousin's house, and they're bored.

    The boy is 8, as is the cousin.

    My wife's aunt decides to let the boys watch a movie.



    So, Jr. Chef calls Mama Chef all excited......"Yeah Mom.......Chucky rules!"

    Fuckin Great.

    If I see the boy in the kitchen hunting for a butcher's knife, I'm logging off, and heading for the hills.
  2. JakeandElwood

    JakeandElwood Well-Known Member

    Show him your toe instead.
  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Hell no.

    He'll be sure to lop it off, then.
  4. markvid

    markvid Guest

    One of my 2-year olds has night terrors.
    I wonder what my wife lets them watch when I'm gone........

  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  6. markvid

    markvid Guest

  7. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Children of the Corn.

    If my toe could have kids.......


    Children of the Corn.
  8. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    How about the amateur film made the night they were conceived? :-X
  9. I still remember watching It, Children of the Corn and other Stephen King flicks when I was 4-6 years old. Loved Stephen King, and still do.
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Wait a second...Chef has a kid??
  11. pallister

    pallister Guest

    I had night terrors as a kid, too. Some terrible memories.

    As for horror movies, the blood-and-guts ones don't bother me; the more psychological ones scare the crap out of me, though, so I avoid 'em.
  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Watched tons of horror movies during the 80s, the golden age of the slasher film. Never was fazed by any of them, except Friday the 13th. Jason scared the crap out of me, and still unnerves me a bit to this day. Just last night I had a freaky dream where I rolled over on the couch and he was standing over me, ready to strike, and I realized I was going to die. Woke up right before he got me.
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