Horny female high school teachers dividing town

a hummer from his teacher?

 

what a dumb lede

non-sequitor-ish

the town is set between the hills but the town is split? WTF does that mean? we're supposed to think that because the town is set between hills it wouldn't be split? exactly where should a town be set that would be split?

lame

 

Or, perhaps the town splits the hills, this scandal splits the towns and the teachers split their legs.

 

You guys are missing it totally --- The thing that makes these two stories unique is that they add a couple of new twists, specifically, the top one was playing AMTRAK and the bottom one caught Jungle Fever.....

 

I <3 SportsJournalists.com.

 

"Whether it's for a formal, a prom or even just fucking your remedial math teacher in the school library during the Sadie Hawkins dance, you'll look just like a pimp in training. I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i guarantee it!"

 

Nice.

 

That wasn't a suit in 1963...it was exterior decor. I saw a similar pattern on the outside of a bank in Nevada (Mo.) until it overhauled the facade about two years ago.