Hooray Webby (or whoever fixed the problem)

Dools, that sig pic is just, just wrong!

 

I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC. Are you Mr. Sneakie?

 

But I've never done this before. I was just going to talk!

 

Just talk, huh? Is that why you brought this bag full of condoms, Astroglide, a ball gag and Zima?

 

Don\'t forget the 60 feet of rope he had.

 

That's not a bag of condoms, I'm just glad to be here. ... Uhh.. I mean ... condoms? What condoms? Check the chat log, we were talking about Dora the Explorer.

 

Actually, I've got the transcript right here. Let's see ... here it is ... Mr. Sneakie, "You like Dora? I'd like to explore her, if you know what I mean." I just have to ask ... have you never watched my TV show? Did you think "Gee, Chris Hanson of Dateline NBC and the cops might be waiting for me" or did that not occur to you?

 

Somehow this isn't exciting me anymore. Can I just leave?

 

Only after you sign this release so we can show you on Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" with me ... Chris Hanson.

 

Sorry TV boy, I'm making a run for it.