Homer Simpson and the City of New York

Never thought I would see this episode on TV again, but it's on here right now.


Now remember, criminals prey on small town folk like us. So if
anybody asks, we're sophisticated millionaires from the Ozarks.


Homer: Good! I don't want to spend one extra second in this urban death
maze. You stay here at the bus station while a pick up the car.
Marge: The bus station is just ONE of the sites we came to see. We'll meet
you at central park at five o'clock.
Homer: Oh, all right. But not a minute later cause when the sun goes down
all the weirdos turn crazy.



Hey, immigrants! Beat it! Country's full!

 

Khlad Khlash!

 

You lost me at clam juice....

 

YES!!!!!!!

Do you want mountain dew or crab juice?

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Crab juice.

 

I also love how they had to go thru Atlanta twice on the bus.

 

I'm on to you!

 

I just wish we had paid the extra $1.50 to get a bus with restrooms on it.

 

Voice: Thank you for calling the parking violations bureau. To
plea `not guilty,' press `one' now.
[Homer dials `one']
Thank you. Your plea has been...
Male rough voice: [the man's voice is gruff] Rejected.
Convenient voice: You will be assessed the full fine plus a small...
Male rough voice: Large lateness fee.
Voice: Please wait by your vehicle between 9 AM and 5 PM for
parking officer Steve...
Male rough voice: Grabowski.