Holyfield loses another fight

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/12/sports/12sportsbriefs-holyfield.html

His wife says he punched her a few times because she didn't give enough money to their church. Sound logic.

 

If I was Candi, after regaining consciousness, I would have bitten off the bastards' other ear.

 

Yet another instance of using religion as a justification for violence.

 

Damn it! I had Candi winning the fight until it went to the judges.

 

If I was Candi, I'd have bitten off something else.

 

That's why Charlie Steiner was hiding under his desk a few years ago.

"Charlie! Come on out and get your whuppin'"

 

Between the fathering a child out of wedlock with any woman that moves and beating his current wife, I am beginning to think Evander Holyfield is not living the pure life one would expect out of such a religious man.

 

Those old ESPN commercials were hilarious.

I especially loved the one with Gordie Howe.

"In the old days we had respect - for some."

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=3544178&categoryid=null

"Say mommy. Mah-my. Okay."