'Hit a Jew' Day

Poindexter wishes the principal had hit him when he was 15

 

What the story failed to report is that Jews hit back with thundering force and within seven days annexed all of the sixth-, seventh- and eighth-grade classrooms.

 

Outstanding.

 

Next year in the cafeteria?

 

And get stabbed in return.

 

We're all going to Hell for this.

 

I'm officially starting a database of great Grimace posts.

 

Clearly you're new around here. [/cross-threading]

 

Did you hear Big & Rich's new hit?

Save A Jew, Hit A Catholic

 

Back in the day, Sandy Koufax could walk through that school and not get even a scratch. Dude was unhittable.

 

Well played, sir.

 

Let me know when it's Fuck a Jew Day. I'm going to plow Sarah Silverman in her plotzhole, and then I'm going to find some Jew in a wheelchair and throw him in a lake, just in case that's more what they had in mind.