'Hit a Jew' Day

They were going to have "Hit an Italian Day" but they realized it's the Italians who order the hits.

 

This will be followed in short order by Hit a Bong day.

 

MORANS!!

 

That's Wallop a Wop Day to you, pal.

 

Around here we hit the Mexicans.

 

Oskar Schindler hid the other 25.

 

Uncle Vito doesn't think so!

 

Scarlett Johansson would hit it:

 

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spaceman would hit it.

 

I almost missed it. Luckily, "Hit a Jew Day, 3 p.m." popped up on my Outlook calendar with a 15-minute reminder.