Hingis accused of positive test for cocaine

Flag on the play.

Upon further review, BYH never had possession of the ass, nor did he make a "football move" toward the mouth, therefore the act is ruled unconsumated.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

 

In the meantime, there is this:

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/11/01/2007-11-01_suit_ad_agency_head_took_crotch_shots_of.html

Before someone posts TTUWOP, the guy apparently isn't sharing the photos.

 

I could.

 

According to a report by the Los Angeles Times News Service, a study of 161 prescription and over the counter medications showed that 65 of them produced false positive results in the most widely administered urine test. Ronald Siegel, a psychopharmacologist at UCLA said 'The widespread testing and reliance on tell-tale traces of drugs in the urine is simply a panic reaction invoked because the normal techniques for controlling drug use haven't worked very well. The next epidemic will be testing abuse."

Cocaine - Substances or Conditions which can cause false positives
Kidney infection (kidney disease)
Liver infection (liver disease)
Diabetes
Amoxicillin, tonic water

http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/false-positives.htm

 

You just didn't look hard enough:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1101072ad1.html

 

Arnold just pushed his way into contention for post of the year, didn't he?

 

This isn't the first time I've said this: God bless The Smoking Gun.