Hingis accused of positive test for cocaine

I only do briefs on Mondays.

 

I don't see anything about Johan Santana, a vat of peanut butter and a cameo from Rick Anderson anywhere on this thread.

 

IJAG...you hit an absolute freaking home run with that one! It's an honor being on this board with you.

 

*bows*

And BYH: don't say 'vat' to Zeke. It sends him to dongland.

 

how about box of chopped assholes?

 

(On the phone; Moe Syslak voice): Hello, I need an escort.

To where? How about Orgasmville?

 

Or fetid tubes of malodorous swill?

 

No tubes of swill.

 

Oh well, I was close.

 

I had to search for it. I couldn't have done it off memory either.

 

Sergio must have known that.