Hilarious job exit survey

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I'm not sure,</a> but I think he didn't enjoy working at Verizon except for the views of female employees

 

oh, how thoroughly i enjoyed that. ;D ;D ;D

 

That dude will be miserable at his next job, too. And the one after that. and the one after that.

In fact, that exit survey reminds me of a recently departed SportsJournalists.com member who thought his unhappiness was the fault of everyone around him but himself.

 

And he will make everyone else at his future places of employment just as miserable as he is.

 

why do i give a rat's ass? it was funny, girls and boys.

 

Funny? Yup.

But also indicitive of an idiot who blames others for his own shortcomings.

 

Maybe he could be a Dallas Cowboys wide receiver.

 

I'm quitting recognize that!! Classic.

On an exit interview, when asked what did you learn from the company, I was happy to inform the HR dept. that I knew exactly where the never-been-read book on how to handle hazardous waste was.

 

Eh. Moderately funny, but came across like a emo jackoff who listens to Simple Plan and The Cure and cuts himself while wearing his sister's pants

 

You know, if you could print out the covers to those TPS reports in color, that'd be greaaaaat ...

Someday, someone is going to have explain to me the point of the exit interview. You're not leaving because you loved the place. So either you lie and tell them the next guy will love it, or you tell the truth and make yourself look like a complete ass. If you had good intentions of making things better for coworkers you're leaving behind, don't bother, because, it's guaranteed that nobody in that organization is ever going to take anything you say seriously. You're not on their team any more. They run the business the way they do for a reason, and they'll always view the comments of departing employees as disgruntlement.

 

All I'm saying is the part about the girl is Pod G is useless without pictures.

 

I was rolling at that part -- talking about his "personal growth."