Hi, I'm Peyton Manning and you can go F__k yourself

Oh, you're from Natick? Well fuck Natick.

 

What did I do?

 

The rip on Simmons and the rip on the surrounding states I found hilarious.

 

Some funny shit on that site. e.g. "My Child is Advanced"


http://fatherknowsshit.blogspot.com/2006/03/my-child-is-advanced.html

Have you thought about where you child will attend preschool? I’m filling out applications as we speak! I already have a preschool, elementary school, middle school, prep school, college, graduate school, and plum Wall Street job position lined up for her! Do you have that ready for your child? No? Do you live in Pakistan? You may as well, because your child is clearly not advanced!

Good stuff.

 

Enjoyed the hell out of it.

 

Oh no you're not, junkie. I got that right away and laughed out loud.

 

Don't mess with the Sex Cannon.

 

here's the rex one, good stuff...
http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/01/rachel-nichols-ill-let-you-inside-my.html

 

"I hope Great White plays a stadium concert in Providence."

I didn't know whether to laugh or cringe.

I laughed ... my ass off.

 

No way you're the only one who caught that, because I did too. Wow.

 

I got it. Not funny.

 

Holy shit ... that was almost Bubbler-worthy ... not quite, but almost!