Hey Joumana, get the kids together for more bathtub photos

This is Exhibit A as to why ballers with pro potential should NEVER get married. Tail in every city; why get married/involved when all that awaits?

It's a cautionary tale, young fellas.

 

Nice.

Also, Junkie, how many times have you nuked yourself?

Seemed like you were above 200 posts, now back to 76.

What gives?

 

Asking for public documents is not really "great work." And just because she says it doesn't make it so. It's the job of divorce lawyers to overslam the opposing spouse.

 

That made me laugh.

That being said, normally celeb divorces that get nasty seem fun. This one, I just don't care. And I don't know why that is.

 

They're both sacks of crap. Is there any way for TJ Elephantitis to get all the money?

 

And of course the television reporters in question will be disciplined by their stations and/or networks for banging someone they cover.

 

Kidd banged a season ticket holder? Holy shit. The Nets have a season ticket holder?

 

Joumana Kidd sounds like a Wayans Brothers movie gone horribly wrong. Or right as the case may be.

 

Maybe this reporter?

 

Seriously. The only two suspects are Danny Aiello and that short guy with dark hair who sit courtside and overreacts to every call.

 

Ruh-roh!