Hey boys . . .

You live in France?

 

We'll be the judge of that, young lady.

 

A sentence no man wants to hear.

 

Look, Ms. Alba is clearly not bright. And she's not a good actress. She's clearly kind of a bitch.

But not to go all AF on you guys -- she's hot. Like, one of the five most attractive people on the planet hot. And to suggest otherwise, pancake ass or no, is absurd. Fucking absurd. Especially before she briefly went on the boiled carrotts and water diet, she was smoking.

Now, getting it on with her might be as intellectually stimulating as humping the couch, but she's hot. Let's not pretend otherwise. And let's not be ridiculous by saying "she doesn't do it for me." You're a liar. You may prefer Scarlett Johanssen or Natalie Portman or Angie Jolie or whomever, but strickly as a beautiful woman to look at, Alba does it for you. I guarentee. She does it for everyone. She's friggen Helen of Troy, people. I think she's vapid and as clever as a RokSki rock, and would struggle to hold her own as an actress while making a guest appearance on Sesame Street, but she's beautiful. Beautiful.

 

I'd go one of the top 10 most attractive people on the planet, but otherwise I can't argue.

 

DD said what I've wanted to say throughout this thread, only much better than I could.

 

Spaceman would hit it.

 

No question about any of that.

 

UPDATE: From the New York Daily News --
Jessica Alba dumped Cash Warren because he didn't want to get married.....
"He wasn't ready for marriage, and Jessica is. It's simple as that. It's kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn't like that."

If this is true, Cash Warren is dumber than a box of rocks. One of the hottest women on Earth wants to marry you, by God, you marry her before she wises up.