....."He's got the whole world......"

OK, just wanted to know if anyone else out there was dumb enough to sit through "Con Air" tonight. Yes, it is voted the worst accent in any movie at any time in the world. But for some reason, I sat there and watched the thing. Nic Cage's accent is just atrocious but the best parts in the movie are the insane guy singing with the little girl, the nutso convict who's the pilot, the fru-fru convict and ...oh yeah...the guys Vette flying in the air.

 

Not tonight, but I've done it before.

I have to be in the right mindset because that movie is the perfect blend of over-the-top action and complete, pure shit.

 

That has to be the best description of that movie. Ever. naturally, i feel the exact same way.

 

It is shit, but the scene at the end between John Cusack and COlm Meaney talking about the car never fails to crack me up... John Cusack is an underrated actor...

 

Lady is the name of a dog in a Disney movie. My name is Bishop. Guard Bishop.

 

Worst movie in the storied career of John Malkovic.

 

I just had to comment after noticing a thread about "the whole world in his hands" right next to another thread started by a guy who can't find the G-spot. ;D ;D

 

Why IS it that guys can't find the G-spot?

 

Another line that cracks me up is when Nic Cage is giving that damn bunny to his daughter -- one he picked up floating down the street in the debris -- and he tells her it's a "little dirty."

 

It took a friend of mine until his mid 20s to find the clit. I don't know if he's ready to hear there's another spot he has to locate.

 

I think it's because there's so much focus on standardized test scores in schools these days.

 

JD...now we all know the truth about people talking about their "friends"!