Here She Comes Now (Saying Mony, Mony)

I haven't been to a strip club in more than three years, dools.

 

Whatever, youngster. Come back when you're actually old enough to go to one.

 

I think the rule of threes should not apply to Dr. Phil. The rule of none should.

 

There is.

 

And who are you calling youngster, Mr. 24 year old?

EDIT: Opps, my bad. You're 25 now. That changes everything. When a man turns turns 25, he loses his innerchild.

 

That's because most of today's kids are most interested in the rap and other sh*t that passes for pop music today than they are in listening to music like Mony, Mony. Just like they probably know Cake's cover of "I Will Survive" and have never heard Gloria Gaynor's version.

 

Ms. Slappy had never heard that in the song until I sang it with the radio one day...
And be careful using that Dools, Out of Place will enforce his morals upon you.

 

I've heard the Cake cover a couple of times and don't think it's too bad.