Help ... if I endure one more minute of Vick coverage, I might kick ...

Talk me down.

 

Sorry bud... move over and make room on the ledge

 

Couldn't you at least kick this guy instead?

 

If I ever see someone who co-hosts something called Stew and Stew on any medium for the rest of my life, Scooby is getting it right in the balls. He'll be yelping Zoiks until the cows come home.

 

Rather than that, I would like Scrappy and Skip Bayless to be roommates in hell. They could drive each other mad for all eternity.

 

Give me the phone. I'll cancel the subscription to ESPN right now. 2 Live Stews are as loud and obnoxious as 10 Skip Baylesses.

Oh wait, there isn't enough Skip Baylesses and Jay Mariottis to compare anyone with.

 

Michael Vick's favorite Futurama episode:

 

No. After watching Vick coverage this morning, Skippy is the king...

 

Oh, man. That's the saddest Futurama episode ever.

 

I love me some me.

 

I call bullshit. It can't be skippy. His mouth isn't open.

 

Darn it! Everytime when I try to pretend to be Skip Bayless, I always screw up! I can't believe I got busted again!