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Help! I need some motivation!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dawgpounddiehard, Jan 1, 2007.

  1. dawgpounddiehard

    dawgpounddiehard Active Member

    So I have nothing to do today.

    I love football.

    There are a ton of college football games on today, but really, who are we kidding, these are simply exhibition games. Aside from watching Wisconsin play for a bit (Hi, Joe Thomas, ever been to Cleveland?) I'm very apathetic toward all this.

    So... I need someone to motivate me to get fired up about today, otherwise I'm thinking of renting Little Miss Sunshine while the ball and chain makes some porkchops.
  2. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    Hey, it's alright. Little Miss Sunshine is sitting on our coffee table ready to go. But the ball and chain is making me cheeseburgers.

    Save the movie until later. Take a nap and watch the Rose Bowl.
  3. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Ball and chain.
    I can guess one thing you won't be doing today.
  4. markvid

    markvid Guest

    And it involves balls and a chain.
  5. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Maybe some leather straps and large studs, too. Very Bad Things would be a good movie to watch in those situations.
  6. DrRosenpenis

    DrRosenpenis Member

    I prefer "the battle ax" as opposed to the Ball and Chain. That's just me.
  7. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Now we know who Lorena Bobbitt wed after chopping off John's bobbitt.
  8. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Get off your ass, and scoop the walk you lazy fuck! [everyotherwifeinamericawhosehusbandcomplainswhenheisbored]
  9. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    What do you expect? He's a Browns fan.
  10. donnie23

    donnie23 Member

    Ex post facto, I hope you found motivation to stick it out through Boise State. Rekindled my interest in college football, even if there will never be another game quite like that one.
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