Help FuerteJ pick a mail order bride!

While this girl isn't the "marrying type," she's certainly something. Her bio says she's an insurance agent. Apparently, insurance agent is russian for street walker.

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X273 Tatiana: http://aprettywoman.com/d.cgi/1001X2739096266.173.230.821164609925

 

Absolutely have to go with Tatiana. She has two pictures that are in focus, plus are different, and her "pink box" paragraph - I feel dirty typing that - is the most original and doesn't just randomly include words from the English language.

 

By the way, the Tatiana I voted for is different from X273 Tatiana.

 

Didn't like X273 Tatiana?

 

Translation: She has big boobs.

 

Plus, she was wearing some sort of latex outfit in her second pic. But seriously her bio had more information than the rest of the lot combined. Just because she doesn't shoot stuff out of her belly-dancing-nipples, doesn't mean she isn't right for FuerteJ.

 

Honestly, no. I liked the original Tatiana better.

 

She also has "a dog, a raven, a turtle, and a parrot."

 

Dude, if Roy Biggens can get a bride, you can too. There's hope... Hang out in malls, check out the produce aisle, pack a lunch and go down by the brook or whatever they call that stream in your town...


And Natalia does have the ass I'd like to wear like a hat, FWIW

 

I can't explain it. But this thread has the most humor potential of any in quite some time. I have laughed at almost everything written.

"I am married to an insurance agent/hooker".

There is nothing wrong with the above sentence. Nothing.

 

any of the last three selections.

 

Man, I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

Dude doesn't need a mail-order bride. Just some gall. He's got everything else.