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Help FuerteJ pick a mail order bride!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by imjustagirl2, Nov 27, 2006.


Which woman should FuerteJ pledge his undying devotion (and one-time only fee) for?

  1. Tatiana

    0 vote(s)
  2. Natalia

    5 vote(s)
  3. Z944 Anna

    1 vote(s)
  4. Elena

    5 vote(s)
  5. R497 Katerina

    1 vote(s)
  6. S846 Anna

    1 vote(s)
  7. Julia

    5 vote(s)
  8. A492 Katerina

    3 vote(s)
  9. Victoria

    5 vote(s)
  10. Ludmila

    3 vote(s)
  1. FuerteJ

    FuerteJ Active Member

    While this girl isn't the "marrying type," she's certainly something. Her bio says she's an insurance agent. Apparently, insurance agent is russian for street walker.

    X273 Tatiana: http://aprettywoman.com/d.cgi/1001X2739096266.173.230.821164609925
  2. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Absolutely have to go with Tatiana. She has two pictures that are in focus, plus are different, and her "pink box" paragraph - I feel dirty typing that - is the most original and doesn't just randomly include words from the English language.
  3. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    By the way, the Tatiana I voted for is different from X273 Tatiana.
  4. FuerteJ

    FuerteJ Active Member

    Didn't like X273 Tatiana?
  5. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Translation: She has big boobs.
  6. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Plus, she was wearing some sort of latex outfit in her second pic. But seriously her bio had more information than the rest of the lot combined. Just because she doesn't shoot stuff out of her belly-dancing-nipples, doesn't mean she isn't right for FuerteJ.
  7. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Honestly, no. I liked the original Tatiana better.
  8. WazzuGrad00

    WazzuGrad00 Guest

    She also has "a dog, a raven, a turtle, and a parrot."
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Dude, if Roy Biggens can get a bride, you can too. There's hope... Hang out in malls, check out the produce aisle, pack a lunch and go down by the brook or whatever they call that stream in your town...

    And Natalia does have the ass I'd like to wear like a hat, FWIW
  10. Dirk Legume

    Dirk Legume Active Member

    I can't explain it. But this thread has the most humor potential of any in quite some time. I have laughed at almost everything written.

    "I am married to an insurance agent/hooker".

    There is nothing wrong with the above sentence. Nothing.
  11. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    any of the last three selections.
  12. Man, I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

    Dude doesn't need a mail-order bride. Just some gall. He's got everything else.
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