Help Beetus pull a prank

I've caught wind that my coworkers are going to try to pull something on me this afternoon, but I want to get them first. Everyone's on good terms here, so no suggestions like upper decking the place please, but hit me with some good-natured ones to get them with. Thanks!

 

upper-decking CAN be good natured if done with love...

I suppose Knox gelatin in the toilets is out too...

Let me think about this... I have one, but in this current economic climate, it wouldn't be as interesting...

 

Piss puck.

 

Tape their mouse down.

Vaseline under the car door handle.

Take all their pens and pencils. Or tape them into one big bundle.

Tin foil a bunch of little stuff ... like the mouse, keyboard, pencil holder, stapler. Stuff you can do really quickly.

Hide thier chair.

That should get you started.

And, yes, OTR, a piss puck is the greatest.

 

Change their computer wallpaper and screen saver to pictures of you.

 

I think the foil might be leading so far

 

Just little stuff. Pencils, pens, mouse, keyboard, stapler, coffee cup.

Things you can run into the office early and grab and take to the break room to wrap, then bring back one at a time before they get to work.

 

Leave a note on their keyboard that reads, "Call Mr. Lyon" with the phone number for the nearest zoo.

 

That's pretty awesome.

 

I think Mr. Lyon and Mr. Behr might be complaining via e-mail (which requires a response)

 

Fake AP releases are always fun. Just make up a story that you think would upset your target and send it in an email, as if you were cutting and pasting. Proper format is key. I once had a co-worker who was a big Penguins fan convinced that they had traded her favorite player. Just have to be careful how far you go with that one.