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Help Beetus pull a prank

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Diabeetus, Apr 1, 2009.

  1. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    I've caught wind that my coworkers are going to try to pull something on me this afternoon, but I want to get them first. Everyone's on good terms here, so no suggestions like upper decking the place please, but hit me with some good-natured ones to get them with. Thanks!
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    upper-decking CAN be good natured if done with love...

    I suppose Knox gelatin in the toilets is out too...

    Let me think about this... I have one, but in this current economic climate, it wouldn't be as interesting...
  3. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Piss puck.
  4. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Tape their mouse down.

    Vaseline under the car door handle.

    Take all their pens and pencils. Or tape them into one big bundle.

    Tin foil a bunch of little stuff ... like the mouse, keyboard, pencil holder, stapler. Stuff you can do really quickly.

    Hide thier chair.

    That should get you started.

    And, yes, OTR, a piss puck is the greatest.
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Change their computer wallpaper and screen saver to pictures of you.
  6. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    I think the foil might be leading so far :D
  7. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Just little stuff. Pencils, pens, mouse, keyboard, stapler, coffee cup.

    Things you can run into the office early and grab and take to the break room to wrap, then bring back one at a time before they get to work.
  8. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Leave a note on their keyboard that reads, "Call Mr. Lyon" with the phone number for the nearest zoo.
  9. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    That's pretty awesome.
  10. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Saran wrap the toilets. The old classics are always the best. Do it nice and tight.
  11. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    I think Mr. Lyon and Mr. Behr might be complaining via e-mail (which requires a response) :D
  12. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Fake AP releases are always fun. Just make up a story that you think would upset your target and send it in an email, as if you were cutting and pasting. Proper format is key. I once had a co-worker who was a big Penguins fan convinced that they had traded her favorite player. Just have to be careful how far you go with that one. :)
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