Headline of the Year

John Lynch Under Fire For Offensive Last Name

 

That's a great headline for the newsletter you print in your basement.

 

I'm sure your buddies in the white robes will get a kick out of that one.

 

Staggering bullshit.

 

http://www.thebrushback.com/

 

That's pretty lame but his is funny:

Vince Carter Literally Disappears Down Stretch

LOS ANGELES--The New Jersey Nets’ Vince Carter has a reputation for disappearing down the stretch during games, and he lived up to that reputation Saturday against the Clippers, when, in overtime, he disappeared from sight.
“I don’t know what happened to Vince,” said point guard Jason Kidd after the game. “I went to throw him a pass and then he was just gone. I saw a puff of smoke and then…nothing. The next day he showed up to practice like nothing happened. I don’t even know how he did it. I wish he would tell me. I wonder if there’s any way I could disappear like that and then show up in L.A.”

 

It's a shame it's not a headline on a real story.

 

Except for the odd obscene contract signing, Vince Carter has mastered the disappearing act.

 

This one should end rather quickly.

 

Oh boy, a second-rate Onion, just the thing I asked Santa Claus for last month.

 

21 PPG, 5 RPG and 5 APG aren't bad stats.

 

They're nowhere near "Max Contract" stats, either.