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Headline of the Year

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by heyabbott, Jan 29, 2008.

  1. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    John Lynch Under Fire For Offensive Last Name

  2. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    That's a great headline for the newsletter you print in your basement.
  3. I'm sure your buddies in the white robes will get a kick out of that one.
  4. Staggering bullshit.
  5. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

  6. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    That's pretty lame but his is funny:

    Vince Carter Literally Disappears Down Stretch

    LOS ANGELES--The New Jersey Nets’ Vince Carter has a reputation for disappearing down the stretch during games, and he lived up to that reputation Saturday against the Clippers, when, in overtime, he disappeared from sight.
    “I don’t know what happened to Vince,” said point guard Jason Kidd after the game. “I went to throw him a pass and then he was just gone. I saw a puff of smoke and then…nothing. The next day he showed up to practice like nothing happened. I don’t even know how he did it. I wish he would tell me. I wonder if there’s any way I could disappear like that and then show up in L.A.”
  7. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    It's a shame it's not a headline on a real story.
  8. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    Except for the odd obscene contract signing, Vince Carter has mastered the disappearing act.
  9. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    This one should end rather quickly.
  10. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Oh boy, a second-rate Onion, just the thing I asked Santa Claus for last month.
  11. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    21 PPG, 5 RPG and 5 APG aren't bad stats.
  12. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    They're nowhere near "Max Contract" stats, either.
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