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Headline of the year

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by Mystery_Meat, May 12, 2007.

  1. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest


    Royals To Get A Taste Of Angels' Colon
    (Sports Network) - Bartolo Colon attempts to win his third consecutive start off the disabled list tonight for the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, who will be aiming to continue their recent dominance of the Kansas City Royals.
  2. chazp

    chazp Active Member

    Yuck. That's disgusting. Funny as hell though.
  3. John

    John Well-Known Member

    How bout:

    Royals To Get A Whiff Of Angels' Colon
  4. Pi

    Pi Member

    I believe that can cause some serious bacterial problems.
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    A former worker here once had the hed "Cleveland has Colon problems."
  6. Big Chee

    Big Chee Active Member

  7. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Sorry, that award has already been given out to the Green Bay Press Gazette, which did a small business profile with this headline:

    Fishing buddies get down to business with S&M Tool.
  8. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Actually, that's genius on two levels.
  10. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Thank you. I was hoping someone would appreciate that.
  11. nietsroob17

    nietsroob17 Well-Known Member

    I still remember the AJC's tease when the Hooter's founder died.

    "Man behind Hooters dies at 69."
  12. chazp

    chazp Active Member

    That is freaking classic.
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