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He was just about to go take a nap in her bed

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Double J, Jun 19, 2006.

  1. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    A West Vancouver woman felt a little like Goldilocks in reverse when she arrived home to find a bear happily eating oatmeal in her kitchen.

    "It sounds like a nursery rhyme, doesn't it?" quipped Sgt. Paul Skelton of West Vancouver Police. "At least we have a health-conscious bear on our hands."

  2. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    That bowl of oatmeal must have been juuussst right.
  3. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    There was no word on the condition of the woman's chair and bed.

    And I seriously would have asked the cop about the furniture had I been assigned to this story.
  4. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Thank you. Must go clean coffee off laptop now.
  5. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Ron must be leading the stats board in "Most Threads Started".
  6. Flash

    Flash Guest

    That was his goal for this week, I believe.
  7. Ashy Larry

    Ashy Larry Active Member

    In a related story....a big bad wolf huffed and puffed and blew the door down of an East Vancouver home yesterday.
  8. Flash

    Flash Guest

    A couple of spiders showed up and scared off this chick eating curds in Stanley Park.
  9. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    No whey!
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Goldilocks is a pedohpile!

    Leave baby bear alone, girl.
  11. Flash

    Flash Guest

    She left it on her tuffet.
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Like you didnt see that coming...
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