Have you/would you change your name for the sake of your career?

Fair Hooker didn't have a problem.

 

My first shop had a fishing columnist named Dan Head. Thank God his son didn't marry the daughter of local sports radio/newspaper guy Bob Dick.

 

Pat Summitt's father, Richard Head, is smiling down from above on this thread.

 

The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry... He felt different yet... couldn't figure why... he was just so depressed. He went to the Chief for answers... He asked the chief how his brother Red Deer Running had gotten his name...

The chief answered in his typically poetic way..."When Red Deer Running was born, at the moment of his birth, the first thing his mother saw was a beautiful deer running off into the forest... and so Running Deer was named. It is the custom of our tribe to name the offspring according to the spirits in nature visiting upon the birth."

Then, the boy said to the Chief... And how did my sister "Thundering Bird" get her name? The chief described again, how at the moment of her birth Thundering Bird's mother had heard a roar of thunder and looking up, saw a bird flying in the sky...

The boy asked again, how his cousin "White Crouching Bear" had been given such a name... And the chief, looking down once more at the boy, explaining the traditions of their tribe.... White Bear's mother had seen a rare white bear crouched over a stream at the moment her baby's birth. Then he asked the boy...

"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"

 

Some Fucker decided to keep his name the way it was.

 

I would only change my name if I could be called Donnie Karate.

Or Max Power.

 

Max! Pow-er!
He's the man whose name you'd love to touch!
But you mustn't touuuuuuuch...
His name sounds good in your ear
But when you say it, you mustn't fear
Because his name can be said by anyone

 

Get that one from the hair dryer?
I would only change my name if I could be Rembrandt Q. Einstein.

 

Not Hercules Rockefeller or Handsome B. Wonderful?

 

I'd like you to meet my ladies, Hooty McBoob, Chesty La Rue and Busty St. Claire

 

To me, a unique name will stand out. In this business, that's a good thing.

 

Paul Orndorf's Dad?