Have you ever eaten cupcake paper?

Perhaps

 

Just dont eat cupcake foil. Unless you're a masochist.

 

Or have fillings.

 

What's a post pad?

 

No, I haven't.

I have, however, crushed Smarties into a fine powder, and snorted them. I've also downed a can of Coke in a beer bong. Trust me: never do the first thing. Baaad move. As for the second thing, for the first five minutes after I did it, I felt like Cornholio. The next 25 minutes after that wasn't pleasant.

 

I'm a non-drinker, so in college while my friends were playing drinking games I'd try to be part of the crowd by playing along with soda. One time I drank a two-liter bottle of Dr Pepper over the span of about two hours.
It was like having a Dr Pepper enema. Around 5 a.m. I took one of the biggest shits of my life, and was just on the toilet shaking from ingesting so much sugar. My pancreas actually hurt. I think I ended up worse off than the people drinking alcohol.

 

Not since I reached adulthood.