Have you ever been THIS drunk?

Man in Russia gets in argument while drinking vodka with friend. Eventually they doze off. He wakes up, goes home, has some sausage for breakfast and takes a nap. A couple hours later his wife wakes him up. To nag him. About the knife in his back.

"We were drinking, and what doesn't happen when you're drunk," he said.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7353025.stm

 

There's a stereotype in there, somewhere.

But I'm too lazy (according to some) to find it.

 

To answer the question, yes.

 

Russians drinking vodka?

 

Knife in back? Man in Russia must've been a CNHI employee.

 

I was gonna go with drunks being a bunch of bus-riding sausage eaters.

 

At least that's better than being a bus-eating sausage rider.

 

Yes.

 

One-word answer from the dude who damn near cut his toe off. Chef, no fucking way you can leave us hanging. Spill your guts, um, so to speak.

 

No, that doesn't happen until he decides to fix his umbilical hernia.

 

Chef's kid: Daddy, my stomach hurts.
Chef: Come over here, boy, let me take a look (sharpens his knife).
Chef's wife: (pulling the kid by the hand and rushing out the door) I think we'll see the doctor about this one.

 

Yes, yes I have. Must have instinctively dodged the knife, though.