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Have you ever been THIS drunk?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by deskslave, Apr 17, 2008.

  1. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Man in Russia gets in argument while drinking vodka with friend. Eventually they doze off. He wakes up, goes home, has some sausage for breakfast and takes a nap. A couple hours later his wife wakes him up. To nag him. About the knife in his back.

    "We were drinking, and what doesn't happen when you're drunk," he said.

  2. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    There's a stereotype in there, somewhere.

    But I'm too lazy (according to some) to find it.
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    To answer the question, yes.
  4. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Russians drinking vodka?
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Knife in back? Man in Russia must've been a CNHI employee.
  6. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    I was gonna go with drunks being a bunch of bus-riding sausage eaters.
  7. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    At least that's better than being a bus-eating sausage rider.
  8. Chef

    Chef Active Member

  9. joe

    joe Active Member

    One-word answer from the dude who damn near cut his toe off. Chef, no fucking way you can leave us hanging. Spill your guts, um, so to speak.
  10. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    No, that doesn't happen until he decides to fix his umbilical hernia.
  11. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Chef's kid: Daddy, my stomach hurts.
    Chef: Come over here, boy, let me take a look (sharpens his knife).
    Chef's wife: (pulling the kid by the hand and rushing out the door) I think we'll see the doctor about this one.
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Yes, yes I have. Must have instinctively dodged the knife, though.
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