Hate the party in power? Send a severed foot

Now that they've got a foot in the door, they'd like to give them a hand? ???

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/ottawa-notebook/police-find-second-body-part-after-tories-receive-bloody-foot/article2446647/

 

Hedberg: "A severed foot ... is the ultimate stocking stuffer."

 

And of course the main suspect is an 'adult-film performer': http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/police-identify-body-parts-suspect-severed-hand-bound-for-liberals/article2447319/

 

At least he's not cutting out parties. The hand was supposed to go to the Liberals. Wondering if the NDP are getting the balls?

 

I'm sure people believe him now.

 

Good Lord, if he had a romantic involvement with Karla Homolka I hope he cuts off is own dick and mails it somewhere.

 

One more reason why I'm glad I live in America.

 

With all that free health care they should be able to sew them limbs and parts right back on

 

They've determined who's responsible--a bisexual porn star--and there's a nationwide manhunt for the guy. Apparently the sick fuck taped the murder and dismemberment of his victim

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/politics/article/1202735--body-parts-delivery-was-criminal-act-say-conservative-ministers?bn=1

 

And I thought the naked guy eating the dead man's face would be the headline item on Weird News of the Week.

 

Police warn that not all of the murder victim, a male, has been recovered but refuse to say whether they believe more pieces of his body are still in Canada Post’s mail system.

Well, that's reassuring for Canada Post workers, isn't it?

“We are still missing a few parts of the puzzle in terms of body parts, so yes, this is a special crime scene,” Montreal police spokesman Commander Ian Lafrenière said.

Pun intended? What a thing to say. Although, as a journalist, if he said it to me you're damned right I'm using it!

 

Shit, I was going to make a bad joke about the video showing up online and apparently is has already. Also the Star story said CTV was reporting there was a note with the foot that said he had mailed out six body parts and that he will kill again. WTF???