Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Saves Woman From Racist Jesus

Because ain't nobody topping that headline.

http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/02/hatchet-wielding-hitchhiker-saves-woman-from-racist-jesus-gives-profanity-filled-interview/

 

Priceless

Good job by the reporter with the unedited interview. Brought Kai's ramblings back to topic.

 

For anyone curious, this is an epic interview with a homeless, hitchhiking, stoner surfer who saves two lives by taking a hatchet to a giant fat racist who thinks he's Jesus.
And, I did not exaggerate that one bit.

 

This is tremendous.

 

" ... two of the first to 'run' over and help."

Mmm hmm.

 

I came for the headlines, stayed for the story.

 

That guy is fantastic. He's like a real-life version of James Franco's character from Pineapple Express.

 

Su-MASH!

 

James Franco just shows up everywhere.

 

If you did not click it or read it...


So, here’s the thing: A man drove down the street in Fresno the other day, declared himself to be Jesus Christ, began shouting the n-word, drove his car into a black electric company worker and pinned him against his truck, jumped out and started beating up a nearby woman, and that is somehow the second craziest part of this news story.

 

Kai is awesome!!! He is truly a hero who for all his profanity is someone who sprang into action and saved at least two people's lives. (BTW, who carries a hatchet,? At least its better than a gun!) Stoner, skater dude from Sophia, West Virginia saves two; when's the hometown parade?