Harry Potter VII has a name

Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom's Last Crusade

Harry Potter and the rest are here on Gilligan's Isle

 

Harry Potter and the Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligans Island?

 

Harry Potter and the Quest for Ass-to-Mouth

 

I'll be going to Barnes and Noble lines and giving away the surprises. SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE

 

Don't we know that already? I mean that was the last book, dammit!

 

What?!?! This was by far the best one. The Empire Strikes Back of the series. What could you not possibly like about the Goblet of Fire? This was the height of the action. The rise of evil and the loss of hope.
All right. I am a geek. But at least I am not publically debating the value of my fantasy football teams.

 

I second Goblet being the best book.

 

Azkaban was clearly the best book in the series.

 

Goodness. Those books got, uhh, mature in a hurry.

 

Actual movie titles:

Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Harry Potter in Hermione's Chamber of Secrets
Hairy Potter Made the Philosopher Moan

 

and another

Cherry Potter Fills Her Goblet

 

For the Harry fans:
Is Snape good or evil? I say evil. He does evil things, like killing Dumbledore. But some say he is a good guy, been protecting Harry from the get-go. Dumbledore had Snape's back, but Dumbledore has shown some very poor judgment through the books. Snape's a creep, has ulterior motives, is jealous of Harry and Dumbledore. I say once a Deatheater always a Deatheater.