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Happy Thanksgiving

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 3_Octave_Fart, Nov 26, 2013.

  1. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    Happy Thanksgiving, members and moderators.
    May the bountiful things in life be yours in abundance.
    Not only at Thanksgiving but every day of the year.

    -Fart
     
  2. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Thanks.
     
  3. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    I was expecting a thread about this woman:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2513506/Woman-named-Happy-Thanksgiving-set-celebrate-43rd-birthday-Thanksgiving.html
     
  4. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Good thing she wasn't born on Black Friday.
     
  5. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    Or March 14.
     
  6. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    The night before Thanksgiving ranks above St. Patrick's Day and New Year's Eve for drunk driving arrests.
    Call a cab if you've been drinking.
     
  7. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

    One way I can tell I'm an old fart is that I have no desire to go out on Thanksgiving Eve. BTW, for reasons known to no one, Labor Day weekend is usually the event with the most DWIs in Massachusetts.
     
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoafYtDe.html
     
  9. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Thanks for the well-wished 3OF.

    But am I the only one mildly outraged that retailers are opening for "Black Friday" sales on Thanksgiving now?
     
  10. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    I was planning on being there to buy a PS4.
    Wife vetoed that immediately.
    I look forward to reading the shopworn "Black Friday" color piece. Not.
     
  11. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    No.
     
  12. jackfinarelli

    jackfinarelli Member


    Wow! I would never have suspected that...

    My "nights before Thanksgiving" used to be consumed sitting in traffic heading to my parents' house for the Thursday chow-down. Lately, it has been consumed preparing to be the host for Thursday chow-downs. I never suspected that folks would be tanking up before hitting the overcrowded highways.
     
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