Happy birthday, Monica Lewinsky

Good heavens, the girl blows <b>one</b> President.....

 

My present for Monica:

 

Just saw this and made me realize I share a birthday with Monica Lewinsky. Add that to the fact I had to work, and this b-day sucked (no pun inteneded).
I don't want to get off on a rant here, but working on this day is just wrong. My boss is on vacation, and the other person that does layout is a youth minister and can't work Wednesdays. That wouldn't bug me if he had strong convictions, but he doesn't act the part. He's arrogant and immature, thought he had knocked up his girlfriend, he cusses, etc. I know those aren't terrible things for the average Joe, but this is not supposed to be the traits of a youth minister. O.K. I'm done.

 

Happy birthday, Green Lantern.

We both have the Pokes in common, so I like you.

Enjoy the rest of your day, homeboy.

 

Portland (or right outside it), Ore. I reckon they didn't have time for college while rafting the Columbia to the Pacific.

 

Remember, if she smokes, she pokes

 

She's old enough to run for president herself now.